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Submitted by sult on Thu, 2006-09-28 22:53.

Brother Sult here announcin' thee show starts in November 2006. 

You can save your soul through audio irregularities.  I've been commissioned by forces exterior to relay messages from above and below....signals for the human race......audio forms from the nether transmitted via radio waves.

Listening to the show while immersed in water is strongly discouraged.  Do not listen to the show if you have diarrhea or are lactating.  Though instances are rare, some have experienced pre-mature immaculate ejaculation while tuning in.  Do not operate heavy machinery or speak in Latin during the show.  Consult your doctor or primary care physician if you experience pain in your abdomen or unknowingly succumb to capitalistic propoganda.

November second two thousand and SIX.  The day is upon us.  Do not underestimate its power.

your brother,

SuLT

Submitted by sult on Thu, 2006-09-28 22:53.
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